It’s yellow. It fits in your pocket. It’s got a beautiful black and white screen. It’s not super cheap, but not super expensive. It includes brand new games from some amazing creators. Plus it has a crank.

I have no need whatsoever for that thing. But I will be sure to cop one if I can get my hands on it.

Oh, and it's so absolutely obvious that this has been designed by Teenage Engineering. I still want an OP-1 and OP-Z even though I'm musically illiterate.