Privacy Policy

GDPR wants a privacy policy. In plain English. I probably don’t even need one. But yeah, lawyers and their stupid lawsuits. So here you go:

  1. I collect no information whatsoever. I have no remarketing tool installed. I use Fathom for analytics, and they do not collect any private information whatsoever. Don't believe me? Ask them.
  2. I don't make any money through No ads, no affiliates (I removed them), no newsletter or products. No creepy deals with data brokers. If you want to support me, send me vegan cookies. But don‘t include your address. Or name. That‘s probably not GDPR-compliant.
  3. I don‘t do cookies. The digital ones you can‘t eat. If you don‘t believe me, go away. And install Privacy badger. And uBlock Origin.
  4. Every web server creates logs. Mine does too. Ask Mr. Ubuntu why. But I anonymized the IP address for my logs. It's And no, that is not your IP address.
  5. I use fonts from for fonts and for RSS-feed stuff. To my knowledge, they do not collect anything. That‘s at least what they told me. And they better not be lying because that shit‘s expensive.
  6. I link to external websites. That’s how the internet works. I am not affiliated to them. I don't know what they do on their websites. But I will never link to malicious websites. Facebook is one of these malicious websites. Fuck Facebook.