Privacy Policy

GDPR wants a privacy policy. In plain English. I probably don’t even need one. But yeah, lawyers and their stupid lawsuits. So here you go:

  1. I collect no information whatsoever. I have no remarketing tool installed. I have no analytics.
  2. As of now, I don't make any money through No ads, no affiliates (I removed them). No creepy deals with data brokers. If you want to support me, send me vegan cookies. But don‘t include your address. Or name. That‘s probably not GDPR-compliant.
  3. Every web server creates logs. Mine does too. I think. I host this website on Ghost Pro. Check with them
  4. I use fonts from for fonts. To my knowledge, they do not collect anything. That‘s at least what they told me. And they better not be lying because that shit‘s expensive.
  5. I have a newsletter. I collect email addresses to send you the aforementioned newsletter. I will never sell your email address to anyone. I will never spam you with ads. It's editorial content only. If you want me to delete all your information, drop me an email.
  6. I link to external websites. That’s how the internet works. I am not affiliated with them. I don't know what they do on their websites. But I will never link to malicious websites. Facebook is one of these malicious websites. Fuck Facebook.