#TGIBF — Stand in line, please

Welcome to Black Friday Week.

You will probably get overflooded with emails and banners, and notifications telling you of this once-in-a-lifetime deal. Be fast, or otherwise, this product you never knew you wanted will be out of stock in no time.

I unironically like Black Friday and Cyber Monday. It is the perfect moment to unsubscribe from all these marketing emails you collected over the previous year to get 10% off on the first order.

It's also a happy coincidence that during this week, you'll get emails from companies you didn't hear from for a very long time. It's as if they all stand in line for you to ban them to the nether realm one by one.

How considerate of them.